9 Things To Do If You Get Abducted by Aliens

Last weekend I watched a movie about aliens.

It was called The Fourth Kind – where the fourth kind refers to the fourth kind of alien encounter. The first kind being sighting, the second being interaction, the third being proof of alien existence (think large empty fields with strange patterns) and the fourth being an alien abduction.

The movie – starring Mila Jovovich – talks about a supposedly real event where a psychiatrist based in Nome, Alaska, discovered a chain of coincidental patterns amongst her patients leading up to her speculation that they might all have once experienced abduction by aliens. This isn’t really a movie review so I will refrain from giving details, but I would just say that The Fourth Kind unnerved me a little because it showed footages which documented actual hypnosis sessions with the patients and several shocking events – including a murder suicide.

Anyway, I’ve been doing a lot of serious posts lately so I thought I would just lighten up a bit and write something funny for a change. Inspired by The Fourth Kind, I asked 9 of my colleagues what they would do if they ever got abducted by aliens. Here are their answers.

1. Pretend to pledge alliance and say you can get more interesting human species for them to experiment on

2. Pretend you are dead then grab an alien gun from them when you can

3. Pray … really hard

4. Tell them your friend would like to come too but he needs a lift, then bring the aliens to the US military base

5. Tell them you are a dangerous bio organic weapon and demonstrate by farting.. . … a lot

6. Act really stupid so that you appear to be a bad specimen

7. Play cool and explore their world first, then steal a flying saucer and head back to earth

8. Make friends with them first, then invite them to your home for a warm “earthling” dinner (making sure you have your baseball bat ready)

9. Twitter about your experience and post some pictures on FaceBook!

How about you? What would you do if you are abducted by an alien? Join in the fun by posting your answers too

7 Responses to “9 Things To Do If You Get Abducted by Aliens”

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3. Garrett Hise says:

   March 25, 2011 at 9:44 am

   The funniest thing about this article for me was half of the answered assumed the aliens speak english. I love it. It’s the ‘Star Trek’ effect. Very good for a chuckle, Thank you. I think I am going to have to check out that movie also, I havn’t heard of it until now.
4. Aldric Chang says:

   March 26, 2011 at 2:03 am

   Hi Garett, thanks for your comments Glad to hear you enjoyed the post.
5. Neshfeti says:

   March 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

   I would become friends with them, make sure they do not kill me by saying i am a worshiper of Aliens and make they love me as i am a Human, i would tell them to bring me home and when i wanted a ride i would signal them and go back up to space!!!!

   I wish…
6. Tova Douglas says:

   June 30, 2011 at 4:36 am

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7. tbaoo says:

   April 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

   i’d do whatever they wanted me to do